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Channel: 2012 theatrical releases archives - FlickFilosopher.com
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monkey in the middle (Chimpanzee review)

I’m “biast” (pro): awwwwwwww I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) Cuteness proximity alert! Cuteness proximity alert! As with African Cats, the previous film in...

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inoffensive Frankenkid; you’ve seen worse (The Odd Life of Timothy Green review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) “I came from the garden.” And so he did, odd little Timothy Green (CJ Adams: Dan in Real Life),...

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you can’t stop the music… *ever* (A Late Quartet review)

I’m “biast” (pro): love the cast I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) You can’t stop, even if you screw up, even if — when — your instrument goes out of tune....

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Bernie (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): love Richard Linklater’s flicks I’m “biast” (con): nothing I have not read the source material (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) Sometimes fiction is more true than...

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The Invisible War (review)

An enraging film, as it is meant to be, and not just because it is a military microcosm of rape culture at large. I’m “biast” (pro): love Dick’s work; rape culture needs a hearty smack I’m “biast”...

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How to Survive a Plague (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): I lived through much of this (on the sidelines) I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) How is it possible that the AIDS quilt on the Mall in...

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5 Broken Cameras (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) Sometimes the simplest ideas result in something touchingly profound. Sometimes the simplest films...

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False Trail (Jägarna 2) (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) A group of armed men setting off at dawn into the wilderness for an organized hunt. An air of...

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Flight (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): love Denzel Washington; trailer thrilled me I’m “biast” (con): Robert Zemeckis has an iffy track record recently (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) I expect too much of...

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Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): love Gibney’s films; predisposed to not loving the Church I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God...

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Amour (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) Amour. It means “love.” You knew that. You also know how The Movies usually portray love. As a new...

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That’s My Boy (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): despise Sandler, and this looked even worse than his usual garbage (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) I don’t know what I was thinking. Why...

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The Sweeney (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing I have not seen the source material (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) It’s like Life on Mars (the proper British one, not the...

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Barbara (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) Barbara is a doctor in 1980s East Germany. Something she did — we’re never quite sure what —...

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The Impossible (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) It’s a disaster movie, but not as we know it. Sure, a British family vacationing in Thailand over...

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Zero Dark Thirty (review)

Too soon? Too soon for a kickass political action movie about the hunt for Osama Bin Laden? It’s been less than two years since a black-ops team of elite American soldiers executed the purported...

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Promised Land (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) They are the footsoldiers of scorched-earth capitalism. They are predators feeding on poverty,...

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Parental Guidance (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): the trailer made me want to cry (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) This is just a taste of what you’re in for from Parental Guidance:...

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Jack Reacher (review)

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing I’m “biast” (con): nothing I have not read the source material (what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto) I’m not sure what I was expecting from Tom Cruise’s latest...

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The Fitzgerald Family Christmas (review)

I had planned to start off this review wondering just where the hell this Edward Burns has been all these years. The Fitzgerald Family Christmas is so achingly lovely a film, so full of bittersweet...

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